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Jimmy Kimmel: What if we forget? What if I forget to vote?
Michelle Obama: If you forget? Well, I have a plan for that, Jimmy.

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so beautiful. Desperately wanting one

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Posted on June 5, 2012 with 10 notes
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giggles.

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“A man in love with a woman from a different era.”

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Posted on May 28, 2012 via you gotta get up with 932 notes
Have you ever shot a charging lion? Would you like to know how that feels?

Pick-Up Lines a la Hemingway, Midnight in Paris (via contradictionaddiction)

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